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SURVEY: 94% of gluten intolerant people are actually intolerant people

PLUS… Find out how to spot a gluten-intolerant person and how to avoid them It’s official: the results are in. After a widespread survey covering all of the UK, including Wales, we can now say that 90% of gluten-intolerant people are actually intolerant people, with most individuals in the UK finding them hugely unbearable. Scandal HQ’s recent survey asked a …

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Elon Musk Work Exchange

Elon Musk Announces “Productivity Exchange Programme” With North Korea

Elon Musk has reportedly agreed a groundbreaking “work exchange programme” with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, under which nominated Tesla and X employees will spend between three months and a year in Pyongyang – “or longer, if they don’t shape up”, learning “next-level efficiency.” In return, North Korean leaders will be flown to SpaceX facilities to experience “meetings that could …

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