Walmart Introduces Slow Lane at Self-Checkout, Perfect for Chatty Grannies
Delight for penny pinchers, supermarket socialites and shoppers who consider a three-minute transaction an unacceptable rush. Walmart has announced the introduction of a revolutionary new self-checkout system designed specifically for shoppers who appear to have absolutely nowhere else to be. The new Slow Lane will allow customers to take their time scanning groceries, counting loose change and discussing the weather …