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Wallmart

Walmart Introduces Slow Lane at Self-Checkout, Perfect for Chatty Grannies

Delight for penny pinchers, supermarket socialites and shoppers who consider a three-minute transaction an unacceptable rush. Walmart has announced the introduction of a revolutionary new self-checkout system designed specifically for shoppers who appear to have absolutely nowhere else to be. The new Slow Lane will allow customers to take their time scanning groceries, counting loose change and discussing the weather …

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Flight

Dads United Against Plans to Force Airlines to Seat Families Together

American fathers are reportedly preparing to fight back against proposed plans to force airlines to seat family members together, following growing complaints from mothers who claim their children are being deliberately scattered around aircraft. The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is facing increasing pressure to investigate allegations that US airlines are deliberately separating families during seat allocation, despite numerous empty seats …

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